This is another one especially for J’s husband J (yeah, he’s a little wierd). And no, I don’t even want to know if it’s for real (although if it is my best friend, and her cat, will be very mad at me when her husband adopts a real live penguin to join the nearly 100 fake ones they own).
“Top 10 Reasons to Adopt a Penguin1. The perfect conversation piece for parties!
2. Make great foot-warmers.
3. Lovely lawn ornament.
4. Man’s true best friend.
5. Good dancing partner.
6. Bring South Pole home!
7. Come fully dressed in their own tuxedo.
8. Rid house of pesky krill.
9. Good Christmas Decorations!
10. Have you seen a penguin?!”