Nostalgia… with a twist.
For once, a purity test that categorizes your results, so you don’t end up looking like a church-going prude just because you don’t do drugs and steal. It also compares your results with those of all the others who have taken the tests.
How pure are you?
| Your Ultimate Purity Score Is… | ||
| Category | Your Score | Average |
| Self-Lovin’ | 45% When I think about you – or anyone – I touch myself |
65% |
| Shamelessness | 40.5% Puts ‘em on the glass |
79.4% |
| Sex Drive | 42.1% I got needs, baby, you gotta unnastan’! |
77.7% |
| Straightness | 8.9% Knows the other body type like a map |
44.9% |
| Gayness | 37.5% At least one weekend of ecstacy |
83.4% |
| Fucking Sick | 79.6% Refreshingly normal |
89.9% |
| You are 45.27% pure Average Score: 72.6% |
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(Thanks to Michael Hanscom for the link)